diff --git a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/Manifest b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/Manifest
index 240c220ac3..8deef9cdd8 100644
--- a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/Manifest
+++ b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/Manifest
@@ -1,4 +1,2 @@
-DIST hatch-hatchling-v1.22.5.gh.tar.gz 782757 BLAKE2B 3431ef7c4e5f0754e51507e29d88ed0277b530d220eb75bdeab459d88172ba51de3cf2456074fa88483cc89e72726f3e147b97e995f9ccaf699b6c2699776a8c SHA512 d4e77872e34e3aba3fce286f911861b795005c37550a2ca72a83216cea67d53be891afc8861b11582c66d38748f9c8d4980548d216c0fb21b2b4e1cadc314e58
-DIST hatch-hatchling-v1.23.0.gh.tar.gz 802345 BLAKE2B 571ae18bda737acf05bd830c4d835b2c785a595844cefbed030383e9ede166b0cd8bba2d7a6e0a4c7b504be825fbca4fa89861e9ae265e9a24bc756025da8d07 SHA512 ed504577d856e42b46ab861972cfb1c47589ae85887c2fc0aa78ded7a2f1cc8eaef796b9331d4ff853a86b6d808080b15d11943775c600c5d10b191ae65cb400
-DIST hatch-hatchling-v1.24.1.gh.tar.gz 803276 BLAKE2B 61966dbc170ef2b130ae49f78e9c99f81eedc69f6d7f30b28c48be8a2d6aa17f128ca08adc3740c3dead0da30581208b967a3b8e02fd5d3f3f46ab9be1813460 SHA512 47c6f93072f82b15c56eb61b342cde44bb34cc23b89ac426120215ae71ea956380a1a66d12a70a11088df921c0df31a448bb40953e2e3bb32c74ed34a94b9640
 DIST hatch-hatchling-v1.24.2.gh.tar.gz 1054297 BLAKE2B b2da7dc3f3d58998b57d6ee625a2b7e890afc078c0d8f6cb9c332480df561090bb8bc255e3e60d5d25fa55001869429f822014891fe1cec0098b61fbe02efe52 SHA512 e83f57089707a267685c9cac7f29cd5862adec62f6346097aa62bd5b3b9f7222621b2ea71004dd52f62798dab71bcf05c33a2c43dbe39d1bbc5f4a4f99f28c40
+DIST hatch-hatchling-v1.25.0.gh.tar.gz 5276942 BLAKE2B 76de1a824086889370a996945ad031179132dc74f4ef8a79da29913fc587c85210db49e89f400f4db2533d6706452cd4c67b87ff4ca97be0c3dc1879cf2bd77e SHA512 54f4e5f9383e846a9192e47b61f5147d4c48f20c41df752898dc5e22dd0bf196ea60fe4866dd04dc09c763aac67f7c047c40d978398e910878eb772af887d607
diff --git a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.22.5-r1.ebuild b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.22.5-r1.ebuild
deleted file mode 100644
index 8fd32731e8..0000000000
--- a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.22.5-r1.ebuild
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,92 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright 2022-2024 Gentoo Authors
-# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
-
-EAPI=8
-
-DISTUTILS_USE_PEP517=standalone
-PYTHON_TESTED=( pypy3 python3_{10..12} )
-PYTHON_COMPAT=( "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]}" )
-
-inherit distutils-r1
-
-TAG=${P/-/-v}
-MY_P=hatch-${TAG}
-DESCRIPTION="Modern, extensible Python build backend"
-HOMEPAGE="
-	https://pypi.org/project/hatchling/
-	https://github.com/pypa/hatch/
-"
-SRC_URI="
-	https://github.com/pypa/hatch/archive/${TAG}.tar.gz
-		-> ${MY_P}.gh.tar.gz
-"
-S=${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}/backend
-
-LICENSE="MIT"
-SLOT="0"
-KEYWORDS="~alpha amd64 arm arm64 hppa ~ia64 ~loong ~m68k ~mips ppc ppc64 ~riscv ~s390 sparc x86 ~amd64-linux ~x86-linux ~arm64-macos ~ppc-macos ~x64-macos ~x64-solaris"
-
-# deps are listed in backend/src/hatchling/ouroboros.py
-# editables are optional but required for editable installs
-RDEPEND="
-	>=dev-python/editables-0.3[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	>=dev-python/packaging-21.3[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	>=dev-python/pathspec-0.10.1[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	>=dev-python/pluggy-1.0.0[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	$(python_gen_cond_dep '
-		>=dev-python/tomli-1.2.2[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	' 3.10)
-"
-# always depend on the newest version available, at least until upstream
-# stops treating unknown classifiers as a fatal error
-# https://github.com/pypa/hatch/issues/1368
-RDEPEND+="
-	>=dev-python/trove-classifiers-2024.3.25[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-"
-BDEPEND="
-	${RDEPEND}
-	test? (
-		$(python_gen_cond_dep '
-			dev-python/atomicwrites[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/click[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/httpx[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/platformdirs[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/pytest-mock[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/rich[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/tomli-w[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/virtualenv[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-		' "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]}")
-	)
-"
-
-distutils_enable_tests pytest
-
-python_test() {
-	if ! has "${EPYTHON}" "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]/_/.}"; then
-		einfo "Skipping tests on ${EPYTHON}"
-		return
-	fi
-
-	local -x EPYTEST_DESELECT=(
-		# these run pip to install stuff
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_dependency_found
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_met
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_no_dependencies
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_unmet
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_unknown_extra
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_version_unmet
-		# broken if CARGO is set
-		tests/backend/builders/test_binary.py::TestBuildBootstrap::test_no_cargo
-	)
-
-	# top-level "tests" directory contains tests both for hatch
-	# and hatchling
-	cd "${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}" || die
-	local -x PYTHONPATH="src:${PYTHONPATH}"
-	# sigh; standalone test suites are overrated, right?
-	echo "__version__ = '${PV}'" > src/hatch/_version.py || die
-	# tests mock cargo subprocess call but the backend raises if CARGO
-	# is not set and shutil.which() can't find it
-	local -x CARGO=cargo
-	epytest tests/backend
-}
diff --git a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.1.ebuild b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.1.ebuild
deleted file mode 100644
index 0f7cc99b5b..0000000000
--- a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.1.ebuild
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,92 +0,0 @@
-# Copyright 2022-2024 Gentoo Authors
-# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
-
-EAPI=8
-
-DISTUTILS_USE_PEP517=standalone
-PYTHON_TESTED=( pypy3 python3_{10..12} )
-PYTHON_COMPAT=( "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]}" )
-
-inherit distutils-r1
-
-TAG=${P/-/-v}
-MY_P=hatch-${TAG}
-DESCRIPTION="Modern, extensible Python build backend"
-HOMEPAGE="
-	https://pypi.org/project/hatchling/
-	https://github.com/pypa/hatch/
-"
-SRC_URI="
-	https://github.com/pypa/hatch/archive/${TAG}.tar.gz
-		-> ${MY_P}.gh.tar.gz
-"
-S=${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}/backend
-
-LICENSE="MIT"
-SLOT="0"
-KEYWORDS="~alpha ~amd64 ~arm ~arm64 ~hppa ~ia64 ~loong ~m68k ~mips ~ppc ~ppc64 ~riscv ~s390 ~sparc ~x86 ~amd64-linux ~x86-linux ~arm64-macos ~ppc-macos ~x64-macos ~x64-solaris"
-
-# deps are listed in backend/src/hatchling/ouroboros.py
-# editables are optional but required for editable installs
-RDEPEND="
-	>=dev-python/editables-0.3[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	>=dev-python/packaging-23.2[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	>=dev-python/pathspec-0.10.1[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	>=dev-python/pluggy-1.0.0[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	$(python_gen_cond_dep '
-		>=dev-python/tomli-1.2.2[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-	' 3.10)
-"
-# always depend on the newest version available, at least until upstream
-# stops treating unknown classifiers as a fatal error
-# https://github.com/pypa/hatch/issues/1368
-RDEPEND+="
-	>=dev-python/trove-classifiers-2024.3.25[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-"
-BDEPEND="
-	${RDEPEND}
-	test? (
-		$(python_gen_cond_dep '
-			dev-python/atomicwrites[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/click[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/httpx[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/platformdirs[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/pytest-mock[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/rich[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/tomli-w[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-			dev-python/virtualenv[${PYTHON_USEDEP}]
-		' "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]}")
-	)
-"
-
-distutils_enable_tests pytest
-
-python_test() {
-	if ! has "${EPYTHON}" "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]/_/.}"; then
-		einfo "Skipping tests on ${EPYTHON}"
-		return
-	fi
-
-	local -x EPYTEST_DESELECT=(
-		# these run pip to install stuff
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_dependency_found
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_met
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_no_dependencies
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_unmet
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_unknown_extra
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_version_unmet
-		# broken if CARGO is set
-		tests/backend/builders/test_binary.py::TestBuildBootstrap::test_no_cargo
-	)
-
-	# top-level "tests" directory contains tests both for hatch
-	# and hatchling
-	cd "${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}" || die
-	local -x PYTHONPATH="src:${PYTHONPATH}"
-	# sigh; standalone test suites are overrated, right?
-	echo "__version__ = '${PV}'" > src/hatch/_version.py || die
-	# tests mock cargo subprocess call but the backend raises if CARGO
-	# is not set and shutil.which() can't find it
-	local -x CARGO=cargo
-	epytest tests/backend
-}
diff --git a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.2.ebuild b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.2.ebuild
index 0f7cc99b5b..4d265ef658 100644
--- a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.2.ebuild
+++ b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.24.2.ebuild
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 EAPI=8
 
 DISTUTILS_USE_PEP517=standalone
-PYTHON_TESTED=( pypy3 python3_{10..12} )
+PYTHON_TESTED=( pypy3 python3_{10..13} )
 PYTHON_COMPAT=( "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]}" )
 
 inherit distutils-r1
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ S=${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}/backend
 
 LICENSE="MIT"
 SLOT="0"
-KEYWORDS="~alpha ~amd64 ~arm ~arm64 ~hppa ~ia64 ~loong ~m68k ~mips ~ppc ~ppc64 ~riscv ~s390 ~sparc ~x86 ~amd64-linux ~x86-linux ~arm64-macos ~ppc-macos ~x64-macos ~x64-solaris"
+KEYWORDS="~alpha amd64 arm arm64 hppa ~ia64 ~loong ~m68k ~mips ppc ppc64 ~riscv ~s390 sparc x86 ~amd64-linux ~x86-linux ~arm64-macos ~ppc-macos ~x64-macos ~x64-solaris"
 
 # deps are listed in backend/src/hatchling/ouroboros.py
 # editables are optional but required for editable installs
@@ -61,6 +61,31 @@ BDEPEND="
 
 distutils_enable_tests pytest
 
+src_test() {
+	# top-level "tests" directory contains tests both for hatch
+	# and hatchling
+	cd "${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}" || die
+
+	# sigh; standalone test suites are overrated, right?
+	echo "__version__ = '${PV}'" > src/hatch/_version.py || die
+	local -x PYTHONPATH="src:${PYTHONPATH}"
+
+	# do not require uv for portability, sigh
+	mkdir "${T}/bin" || die
+	cat > "${T}/bin/uv" <<-EOF || die
+		#!/bin/sh
+		exit 127
+	EOF
+	chmod +x "${T}/bin/uv" || die
+	local -x PATH=${T}/bin:${PATH}
+
+	# tests mock cargo subprocess call but the backend raises if CARGO
+	# is not set and shutil.which() can't find it
+	local -x CARGO=cargo
+
+	distutils-r1_src_test
+}
+
 python_test() {
 	if ! has "${EPYTHON}" "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]/_/.}"; then
 		einfo "Skipping tests on ${EPYTHON}"
@@ -68,25 +93,13 @@ python_test() {
 	fi
 
 	local -x EPYTEST_DESELECT=(
-		# these run pip to install stuff
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_dependency_found
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_met
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_no_dependencies
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_unmet
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_unknown_extra
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_version_unmet
+		# most of these run uv to install stuff
+		# the few remaining tests aren't worth running
+		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py
 		# broken if CARGO is set
 		tests/backend/builders/test_binary.py::TestBuildBootstrap::test_no_cargo
 	)
 
-	# top-level "tests" directory contains tests both for hatch
-	# and hatchling
-	cd "${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}" || die
-	local -x PYTHONPATH="src:${PYTHONPATH}"
-	# sigh; standalone test suites are overrated, right?
-	echo "__version__ = '${PV}'" > src/hatch/_version.py || die
-	# tests mock cargo subprocess call but the backend raises if CARGO
-	# is not set and shutil.which() can't find it
-	local -x CARGO=cargo
-	epytest tests/backend
+	local -x PYTEST_DISABLE_PLUGIN_AUTOLOAD=1
+	epytest -p pytest_mock tests/backend
 }
diff --git a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.23.0.ebuild b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.25.0.ebuild
similarity index 83%
rename from sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.23.0.ebuild
rename to sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.25.0.ebuild
index 0f7cc99b5b..33191ee7e5 100644
--- a/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.23.0.ebuild
+++ b/sdk_container/src/third_party/portage-stable/dev-python/hatchling/hatchling-1.25.0.ebuild
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 EAPI=8
 
 DISTUTILS_USE_PEP517=standalone
-PYTHON_TESTED=( pypy3 python3_{10..12} )
+PYTHON_TESTED=( pypy3 python3_{10..13} )
 PYTHON_COMPAT=( "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]}" )
 
 inherit distutils-r1
@@ -61,6 +61,31 @@ BDEPEND="
 
 distutils_enable_tests pytest
 
+src_test() {
+	# top-level "tests" directory contains tests both for hatch
+	# and hatchling
+	cd "${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}" || die
+
+	# sigh; standalone test suites are overrated, right?
+	echo "__version__ = '${PV}'" > src/hatch/_version.py || die
+	local -x PYTHONPATH="src:${PYTHONPATH}"
+
+	# do not require uv for portability, sigh
+	mkdir "${T}/bin" || die
+	cat > "${T}/bin/uv" <<-EOF || die
+		#!/bin/sh
+		exit 127
+	EOF
+	chmod +x "${T}/bin/uv" || die
+	local -x PATH=${T}/bin:${PATH}
+
+	# tests mock cargo subprocess call but the backend raises if CARGO
+	# is not set and shutil.which() can't find it
+	local -x CARGO=cargo
+
+	distutils-r1_src_test
+}
+
 python_test() {
 	if ! has "${EPYTHON}" "${PYTHON_TESTED[@]/_/.}"; then
 		einfo "Skipping tests on ${EPYTHON}"
@@ -68,25 +93,13 @@ python_test() {
 	fi
 
 	local -x EPYTEST_DESELECT=(
-		# these run pip to install stuff
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_dependency_found
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_met
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_no_dependencies
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_extra_unmet
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_unknown_extra
-		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py::test_version_unmet
+		# most of these run uv to install stuff
+		# the few remaining tests aren't worth running
+		tests/backend/dep/test_core.py
 		# broken if CARGO is set
 		tests/backend/builders/test_binary.py::TestBuildBootstrap::test_no_cargo
 	)
 
-	# top-level "tests" directory contains tests both for hatch
-	# and hatchling
-	cd "${WORKDIR}/${MY_P}" || die
-	local -x PYTHONPATH="src:${PYTHONPATH}"
-	# sigh; standalone test suites are overrated, right?
-	echo "__version__ = '${PV}'" > src/hatch/_version.py || die
-	# tests mock cargo subprocess call but the backend raises if CARGO
-	# is not set and shutil.which() can't find it
-	local -x CARGO=cargo
-	epytest tests/backend
+	local -x PYTEST_DISABLE_PLUGIN_AUTOLOAD=1
+	epytest -p pytest_mock tests/backend
 }